 | Bert the Mensa Chicken - Introduction to Chicken Philosophy 101. | Oct 22, 2007 |
"You can lead a Chicken to water, but you can't make him cross the road". - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Seriously folks (HA Ha ha HO Ho ho), This blog will hopefully bring a smile, or maybe some heavy-duty philosophical really deep thinking.
Potential side effects may be a headache , upset stomach, sleeping problems, or cause you to be totally confused. "My name is Bert, and I scratch in the dirt, and sometimes I like to read Dickens. . . . .
The coops where I've stayed is where all eggs are laid and therefore so were the Chickens". No big agenda. Bert tries to keep this blog simple, non-controversial, and non-carnivorous. Invitations will be carefully considered before being deleting (JUST KIDDING). OOops, I guess my profile is suppose to say who/what I am. Ace L is aka Bert is human. Ace is Bert's alter-ego, or is it the other way around? Sometimes it's gets so confusing I'm not even sure anymore. Ace L is acting in behalf of Bert who types so slow standing on one foot typing with 3 toes that he's asked Ace L to type for him. Ace L is Bert's landlord . * * * * * * * * VIEW AND OPERATE BERTS 24/7 LIVE CHICKEN CAM
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  | Bloggies Bert has posted. | May 18, 2012 |
 Does this photo of flowers look 3D to you? They do to me. The colors Red and Green usually tend to look 3D when next to each other. We went for a walk thru the neighborhood and spotted these flowers (and Bee).... morePrevious blog entries: | | May 13 | - | What's wrong with this picture ? ? | Bert's favorite blog entries: | | May 8 | - | Simon Pigeon nearly causes traffic accident | | May 8 | - | Unrefrigerated Blue Cheese | | May 7 | - | Here's a really good closeup photo of the Big Moon. | | May 1 | - | CHICKEN HELPER | | Apr 28 | - | A Study in Butt Cracks. | | Apr 28 | - | IF this is not a kinky item... what is it ? | | Apr 27 | - | Picture Perfect - Reflecting - (and reflecting and reflecting, etc) | | Apr 20 | - | Picture Perfect - Holy Macro - a Deadly Delight | | Apr 13 | - | Picture Perfect - Favourites - OPERA (not). | | Apr 7 | - | The alarm went off, I searched the house... then the alarm again... | | Mar 30 | - | Do birds ever get sore feet ? ? | | Mar 30 | - | I Did it... bought the just released 1st one in town...Nikon P510. | | Mar 24 | - | Picture Perfect - What's the point - There is none. | | Mar 17 | - | Picture Perfect - Green - Infinite Hose | | Feb 29 | - | Pigeon turns into a Chicken. | | Feb 22 | - | Picture Perfect - Austere - Homestead | | Feb 21 | - | Tuna uses remote Telekinesis to provide sustenance. | | Dec 30 | - | This is an odd pair to be sleeping together | | Dec 16 | - | Picture Perfect - Caption it - The Standoff | | Dec 2 | - | FIRST one person threw stone at others. | | Oct 30 | - | Good thing I had my invisibility cloak with me. | | Oct 20 | - | My Security cameras captured a killer in action. | | Oct 17 | - | The "Occupy" people should take note of this...Maybe this is what's needed ? | | Oct 2 | - | Picture Perfect - ____ and ____ - Which came first ? | | Sep 23 | - | Picture Perfect - Letters in Nature - "O" It's a fish | | Sep 20 | - | Goodbye Electric Truck | | Sep 18 | - | Angry Birds, | | Sep 10 | - | Picture Perfect - Hirsute- Toothbrush | | Sep 4 | - | We bought THREE tents | | Aug 24 | - | One of the perks of being a City Planning Commissioner, a free Big Mac | | Aug 24 | - | Bert the Mensa Chicken determines the source of the Virginia earthquake | | Aug 22 | - | Picture Perfect - One of the six senses..... Pleasure. | | Aug 8 | - | Picture Perfect - Nine - Stalactites | | Aug 6 | - | Picture Perfect - Two - Cups | | Aug 3 | - | Second time in a few weeks, Tornado and 80+ Mph winds thru my farm | | Jul 19 | - | RESUME of Ace (Bert's coop Landlord) | | Jul 17 | - | Feeling hot ? - 4-1/2 feet of melting snow to green leaves in 40 seconds. | | Jul 7 | - | Picture Perfect - Collective - The Beetles. | | Jul 6 | - | "Clogged water main ruptures" in front of City Hall. | | Jul 2 | - | Close call today with 70 mph winds with falling trees around us. | | Jun 30 | - | Picture Perfect - Unusual Perspective - Squirrel View | | Jun 28 | - | It is not legal for a brother and sister to marry, BUT.... | | Jun 22 | - | Picture Perfect - Distorted - SpaceTime Fabric | | Jun 18 | - | What is this ? ? ? | | Jun 17 | - | Picture Perfect - Bent/Bend - BEND Bending bent bench. | | Jun 16 | - | I took a 6 lb hammer and threw it into the Shopping Centers plate glass window. | | Jun 11 | - | What does it look like to be "Madder than a wet hen" ? ? | | Jun 9 | - | Picture Perfect - Steel and Glass - Light Bulbs | | Jun 1 | - | Picture Perfect - Of the Ocean - Ancient Sea Creature | | May 29 | - | What IS this....? ? ? | | May 22 | - | Picture Perfect - Multi-colored - Cowbird | | May 22 | - | Do you suppose Harold Camping is disappointed ? or is he relieved ? | | May 20 | - | If you look very quickly you can actually see the speed of light traveling outward... | | May 13 | - | Picture Perfect - Song Titles - Peace | | May 7 | - | Many places in the world you can find a "Cattle Egret" standing on cattle, but... | | May 5 | - | Picture Perfect - Tools of the Trade - Thresher | | Apr 29 | - | Picture Perfect - Discarded - Post Parade | | Apr 28 | - | Velcro got chased by a hawk today, gone 3 hrs but returned | | Apr 26 | - | Amazing software that can translate animal sounds into English words. What are they saying? | | Apr 24 | - | Picture Perfect - Black and/or White - 2.5 | | Apr 24 | - | It's Easter and someone stole all of them | | Apr 15 | - | Picture Perfect - Personalized - body | | Apr 13 | - | Who has the least gives the most. | | Apr 10 | - | Five ounces of news and one pound three ounces of ads. | | Apr 8 | - | Picture Perfect - Formation - Greetings | | Apr 7 | - | Wife gone. Directions - 1) Pour contents in pan. 2) Cover, heat 8 minutes, stir frequently. | | Apr 1 | - | Picture Perfect - April fool - Flat tire | | Mar 27 | - | It was 30 degrees outside today but it was 109.7 degrees inside. | | Mar 25 | - | Picture Perfect - Locomotion - by Cheeseburgers | | Mar 23 | - | Her head was on one side of the wall, her body on the other. Why? How? | | Mar 20 | - | The best place to live is home. | | Mar 18 | - | Picture Perfect - Decayed and neglected - Kids | | Mar 16 | - | They complain when others do it but then they do it themselves. | | Mar 11 | - | Picture Perfect - Still Life - Energy Solution | | Mar 6 | - | This is my favorite light bulb, we've been together for decades. | | Mar 6 | - | My 8 year old Iranian friends mother was sent to Iran's famous Evin Prison. | | Mar 4 | - | The very few have the very most....wealth | | Mar 2 | - | Picture Perfect - Three - Birds | | Mar 2 | - | July 7, 2005 - March 1, 2011 R.I.P. Betty | | Feb 25 | - | Picture Perfect - The Letter F - Frost | | Feb 23 | - | My 4' snow depth gauge is buried under 4'-6" of snow | | Feb 22 | - | The day after Labor day, Nazi groups occupied union halls and labour leaders were arrested. | | Feb 18 | - | How to balance your personal monthly budget and end up with a surplus. | | Feb 16 | - | Picture Perfect - Working Together - Keyboard | | Feb 9 | - | Picture Perfect - The End - Horse | | Feb 8 | - | It's nice to see that others are willing to share their good fortune with others. | | Feb 2 | - | Picture Perfect - Describe yourself in an image - Free to fly | | Jan 29 | - | THIS is one reason you don’t go to Devils Island in winter. | | Jan 26 | - | Picture Perfect - Vintage - Caterpillar | | Jan 25 | - | No ordinary optical illusion, sit down, fasten seat belt. | | Jan 19 | - | Picture Perfect - Focused - on Lunch | | Jan 13 | - | Picture Perfect - emerge - on all fours | | Jan 9 | - | Gabrielle Giffords said many months ago - - | | Jan 5 | - | Picture Perfect - Ethnic - Hairy Fruit | | Jan 2 | - | Truth Revealed - Mona Lisa was the first paint-by-number | | Dec 25 | - | You'd be tired too if you did what I did all night long | | Dec 24 | - | Everyone wants to be Santa Claus | | Dec 24 | - | Merry Christmas (From under 31" of snow and still falling) | | Dec 17 | - | Picture Perfect - Holiday Wishes - 3 Wise Men 1 Wise Woman | | Dec 11 | - | A 100 foot tall Oak tree fell on my cabin. | | Dec 10 | - | Picture Perfect - Cabin Fever - Dog>Tent | | Dec 3 | - | Picture Perfect - Silhouette - wife/tree | | Nov 26 | - | Picture Perfect - Chill - Leaves | | Nov 19 | - | Picture Perfect - Flora and Fauna - My two favorites. | | Nov 16 | - | About the Tensile Strength of Snow | | Nov 12 | - | Picture Perfect - From the inside out - Bird in Cat out | | Nov 12 | - | BBB Fraud, Extortion. Personal experience = Good ratings are bought and are meaningless. | | Nov 7 | - | Rock climbing - Broken hip, ribs and shoulder. | | Nov 5 | - | Did you just shoot yourself in the foot by voting? | | Nov 5 | - | Picture Perfect - Treasure Hunt - Floor Lamp | | Nov 2 | - | ? I haven't seen the Chickens since this morning, What happened to them, she said...? | | Nov 1 | - | Do you want the political party which takes us back or the party which takes us forward ? | | Oct 30 | - | My spider can beat up your spider. | | Oct 29 | - | What’s more important than getting out to vote ? (This is) | | Oct 29 | - | Picture Perfect - travel - Isla Mujeres (women) | | Oct 28 | - | Would you make a good farmer ? (What are these?) | | Oct 25 | - | I'm not bluffing..... well..... Yes I am. | | Oct 15 | - | Picture Perfect - Obscure - Red Bats | | Oct 1 | - | Picture Perfect - The Sound of Music - Fairy | | Sep 24 | - | Picture Perfect - The vanishing point(s) - (Several) | | Sep 15 | - | Mind control - Can you control yours ? (Maybe not) | | Sep 15 | - | Picture Perfect - Topsy Turvy - Dragon Slayer | | Sep 10 | - | Doves Suck | | Sep 2 | - | Maps, Compasses and GPS’s - to unknown destinations. | | Aug 31 | - | My cabin was built shortly after Wisconsin became a state in 1848 | | Aug 25 | - | Picture Perfect - Urban Decay - Abandoned downtown | | Aug 24 | - | "Wildlife in the Big City" | | Aug 18 | - | Picture Perfect - Framing - Bridge | | Aug 16 | - | Is this real?? Is she really 35 and looks 10? Lip snyced? | | Aug 16 | - | And she doesn't need batteries. | | Aug 11 | - | Picture Perfect - Juxtaposition - Suddenly, without warning, Gravity seemed exceptionally strong in this part of the lake. | | Aug 9 | - | Are your Vegetables Happy ? ? ? | | Jul 30 | - | Picture Perfect - Signs - Butterflies | | Jul 27 | - | Don’t you wish you could do this? Do what she does and you can. | | Jul 23 | - | Picture Perfect - Mirror Mirror - Goose(s) | | Jul 22 | - | What direction is the Eagle facing? | | Jul 16 | - | Picture Perfect - Inseparably entwined - Velcro and 2.5 | | Jul 15 | - | Steaming Hot tub at zero deg F... | | Jul 14 | - | What is it ? ? | | Jul 12 | - | Men... would it make you uncomfortable to use this ? ? | | Jul 12 | - | We ate our lunch quickly before the bear could find us. | | Jul 9 | - | Success * 2 - They’re both alive and well (follow up- Velcro and the Mourning Dove) | | Jul 9 | - | Picture Perfect - Just Picture that Cliche' - Old goat | | Jul 2 | - | Picture perfect - Vibrant - Coffee | | Jun 29 | - | She was weak, may not have survived (injured wild mourning dove) | | Jun 25 | - | Reappointed by Mayor and City Council for 3rd term, Congratulations to me. | | Jun 19 | - | Picture Perfect - Into the Mystic - crooked landscape | | Jun 12 | - | My Pet Fox wrapped around my neck, we'd watch TV together | | Jun 11 | - | Picture Perfect - backroads - storefronts | | Jun 3 | - | She was hanging upside down by her leg for more than 2 hours. | | May 28 | - | Picture Perfect - Over my head - Way over (sky) | | May 28 | - | Picture Perfect - Over your head - Dove nest | | May 25 | - | Bert’s forecast - “Partly cloudy with good chance of con-trails” | | May 24 | - | "Falling footprints" | | May 22 | - | AT A LOSS FOR WORDS? | | May 19 | - | That Bert... Whata guy | | May 18 | - | Location location location, So important if you want a view | | May 17 | - | Buffalo and Elephant objects | | May 14 | - | Picture Perfect - Cuisine - Wok | | May 8 | - | For those (Relatives) who may not know…it didn’t go as planned for Lisa | | May 7 | - | Picture Perfect - What Am I - Nature at work | | May 5 | - | Mystery of the infinite bucket. | | May 4 | - | Chef Bert's Quick and Easy Delicious Award Winning Breakfast Masterpiece. | | May 1 | - | Apparently we're doing OK, says the world | | Apr 30 | - | Picture Perfect - Once in a blue Moon - Ice caves | | Apr 25 | - | How to impersonate someone else on the internet. | | Apr 16 | - | Picture Perfect - out-of-place - Sacrificial Chicken | | Apr 13 | - | Warning – Digital picture frames can be dangerous. | | Apr 12 | - | in - out, in - out, in - out | | Apr 5 | - | It’s impossible to demolish a building by implosion. | | Apr 3 | - | Picture Perfect - An oldie but goodie - Model T Ford | | Apr 1 | - | My Father in law lost a lot of weight when…….. | | Mar 14 | - | Shirtless - Ice Fishing | | Mar 14 | - | NASA apologizes to Bert for mistake. | | Mar 12 | - | Fresh Chicken Chick-Nuggets | | Mar 10 | - | Bert wonders, "With WHAT..... do you tickle a Chicken" ? ? ? ? | | Mar 10 | - | Picture Perfect - DeColores - Balloons | | Mar 10 | - | It's now easier for fewer of us to do greater damage to more people | | Mar 9 | - | "Ripped Fabric Chicken Sucker" | | Mar 8 | - | Closeout Sale at the Mall | | Mar 5 | - | Tuna cat is very obedient and does what I ask... sometimes... if he feels like it. | | Mar 4 | - | My trip to everywhere and back | | Mar 2 | - | If my Cat Tuna was the same size as Tilikum, the killer whale...... | | Feb 27 | - | “Contraposition at Dawn”. | | Feb 25 | - | Church verses Bar | | Feb 23 | - | Amusing confusing easily fooled Chickens | | Feb 22 | - | Squirrels in a blender. | | Feb 20 | - | They killed before and they just tried again. | | Feb 20 | - | The Squirrels are clever.. watch them on Bert's Chicken Cam. | | Feb 17 | - | Picture Perfect - Book Title - Cheeper by the Dozen(s) | | Feb 16 | - | This cat had nine Wives. | | Feb 13 | - | She picked out all the red Lucky-Charms hearts and handed them to me. | | Feb 11 | - | Ski jumping is for Chickens | | Feb 8 | - | Snow Chicken in danger of becoming extinct. | | Feb 4 | - | Our minds can fool us. | | Jan 29 | - | Picture Perfect - Movement -- Gold Watch | | Jan 15 | - | Picture Perfect - of the sea - Ancient Sea Creature | | Jan 9 | - | Fat cat no longer hostile toward the hand that feeds him. | | Jan 7 | - | Brilliant music video(s) by Sting - Christmas at sea | | Jan 3 | - | 080211 DO you know what 15 degrees below zero looks like? | | Dec 27 | - | I'll bet OUR snow was deeper than YOUR snow... | | Dec 22 | - | In the darkness it was like driving on a Cloud | | Dec 21 | - | Doesn't this make much more sense than Rudolph? | | Dec 19 | - | I evicted my tenants on Christmas Eve night. | | Dec 18 | - | Picture Perfect - Joy to the World - My Gentle Doves | | Dec 13 | - | Hot young Stars revealed in new photos | | Dec 12 | - | Picture Perfect - Three - Ice Road | | Dec 1 | - | Don’t they ever feed them ? (watching it with no sound) | | Nov 30 | - | Should you eat it? scrub it? kill it? destroy it? | | Nov 22 | - | Amazing flight of Remote Control B-29 Plane 15’+ wing span. | | Nov 18 | - | This could/will change your feelings about health insurance. | | Nov 9 | - | It sucks worms out of the ground. | | Nov 9 | - | There is no "right" or "wrong", things just are. | | Nov 7 | - | We'd like to sleep late Sat & Sun but our Tuna-cat thinks we're late for work | | Nov 2 | - | Daylight Savings Time - A TWO hour time shift. | | Oct 31 | - | Only the walking-dead would approach the house. | | Oct 31 | - | Can you find it ? It's here somewhere..... | | Oct 30 | - | Picture Perfect - Art - Finch | | Oct 23 | - | Picture Perfect - Memories - 1908 Log Homestead | | Oct 14 | - | she said "at only 90 he's too young for me". | | Oct 9 | - | Picture Perfect - Genuine - Cheese | | Sep 30 | - | "There are NO fish there"... said the booming voice. ` | | Sep 25 | - | Picture Perfect - Capture & Caption - Cat & Dove | | Sep 23 | - | 20 seconds up... 20 seconds down...Camping withOUT WIFI | | Sep 18 | - | Picture Perfect - Urban - skyline | | Sep 11 | - | Picture Perfect - Charming - Dove Nest | | Sep 5 | - | Camping with WiFi | | Sep 4 | - | Picture Perfect - the letter R - Red Licorice | | Sep 2 | - | Velcro sticks around the door | | Aug 28 | - | Kinda looks like white Spanish Moss doesn't it? | | Aug 23 | - | She came, she visited, she left | | Aug 21 | - | This applies to many other things too. | | Aug 21 | - | Picture Perfect - Liquid - foam | | Aug 11 | - | Pigs at rest | | Aug 10 | - | ♫♪♫♪ You ♫♪ light up my ...... Kitchen....♫♪♫♪ | | Aug 5 | - | Picture Perfect #5 - Contrast - winter rose - Thanks everyone... | | Jul 29 | - | Picture Perfect #4 - Tough as . . . a Chicken,. . .1st Place photo winner, Thanks everyone. | | Jul 28 | - | She wouldn't sell her Chick-mobile to Bert. | | Jul 27 | - | Easily Deceived Ants | | Jul 15 | - | Do we appreciate ? ? ? | | Jul 8 | - | Picture Perfect C#1 - Seasons Color - Ice Cream Cones | | Jun 27 | - | How to start a fire using only your car. | | Jun 25 | - | For your home - Innovations in Renewable Energy | | Jun 19 | - | Picture Perfect - Pleasantville - snoring | | Jun 17 | - | I'll have a 32 egg omelet please. | | Jun 17 | - | Beer drinking & grape sucking Chickens. | | Jun 16 | - | It gives me pleasure to see my Pigeons enjoying a flight around the neighborhood | | Jun 15 | - | "Fresh Chicken ChicNuggets" | | Jun 13 | - | Positive ? or Negative ? | | Jun 12 | - | Bert is so happy he cloned himself... sorta | | Jun 12 | - | Picture Perfect - Light - Light as a feather | | Jun 11 | - | Are you OK?. . . . . She asks? | | Jun 8 | - | Bert the Chef... Banana-sandwich h'ordeuvres. | | Jun 8 | - | Limited life span | | Jun 7 | - | How many bananas are there in this jar? | | Jun 6 | - | Plants with brains. | | Jun 5 | - | Picture Perfect - the Letter B - flock of geese | | May 30 | - | If magnetic opposite poles attract, and like poles repel, how come.... | | May 25 | - | Magic Mary Makes Many Marvelous Meals - again | | May 22 | - | Picture Perfect - Shades of grey - Nude | | May 21 | - | Have you ever had someone turn on you? | | May 19 | - | NOW I have good proof. Bird rescues another bird. | | May 16 | - | Thinking of moving to, or retiring to another country? | | May 12 | - | What do you think her name is ? | | May 8 | - | Picture Perfect - Spooky - wife in flames | | May 8 | - | Not really Picture Perfect - Spooky - Cemetery Fog | | May 5 | - | WHAT in the world IS this ??? | | May 5 | - | When Craftsmanship was more important than profit, another era. | | May 4 | - | We ate artificial imitation SPAM | | May 4 | - | We are over-reacting to swine flu ? | | May 2 | - | Jet Engine Wind Chimes | | May 1 | - | Picture Perfect - Twisted - Jet Con-trail. | | Apr 29 | - | Best in Show - Bert and Ace are so proud | | Apr 27 | - | Wouldn't you think a church was the ideal place to go for protection? | | Apr 24 | - | Picture Perfect - Horizons - Iowa squares | | Apr 15 | - | Have a Kleenex ready...This is amazing... Don't judge a book by it's cover. | | Apr 14 | - | Bert gets goosed | | Apr 10 | - | Picture Perfect - Growth (one hour old). | | Apr 9 | - | SHOULD YOU have a GUN for self-defense ? | | Apr 7 | - | Income tax day | | Apr 3 | - | Picture Perfect - Makeshift (Portable heater) | | Mar 20 | - | Picture Perfect - March Madness - Turtles | | Mar 19 | - | Looks like Velcro is going to stick around | | Mar 19 | - | Jon Stewart vs Jim Cramer – unedited video , no gloves | | Mar 18 | - | She was surprised to find that she has to pay income taxes this year. | | Mar 14 | - | "You are getting sleepy... sleepy... slee.............zzzzzzzz | | Mar 14 | - | Spring is near, nude sunbathing | | Mar 13 | - | Picture Perfect - Extreme, computers | | Mar 13 | - | MISSING – worse odds than the lottery, but… | | Mar 9 | - | 070220 - Have you squeezed your toothpaste lately? | | Mar 8 | - | FREE movies, shows, TV shows, documentaries, reruns, etc. (like cable but free). | | Mar 6 | - | Picture Perfect - Black and White (and Green). | | Mar 5 | - | Can you give me a dream analysis on this one? | | Mar 3 | - | Could this happen to you? Do you have guns at home? At least have alarms. | | Mar 2 | - | BERT can make entire buildings disappear. | | Feb 27 | - | Picture Perfect, Chatter on the - Lines | | Feb 26 | - | The Mpls Minnesota snow stopped falling at about 6" deep | | Feb 15 | - | Ace found Bert’s secret Valentine love letter to Agnes. | | Feb 13 | - | Bert’s famous "STRING THEORY", quite useful for Valentines day. | | Feb 11 | - | Picture Perfect #6 - LOUD, waterfall | | Feb 10 | - | Are you getting older? Wait as long as you can. | | Feb 9 | - | I feel so normal. Duck in Truck | | Feb 8 | - | Do animals have an opinion? | | Feb 8 | - | (A typical Sunday afternoon conversation) | | Feb 5 | - | PPF - Texture | | Feb 5 | - | Who only in themselves believe, often do themselves deceive (Bert '09). | | Feb 2 | - | 061011 - - "Bert's Urban Camouflage Inc." | | Jan 31 | - | 061001 Mini Balls | | Jan 28 | - | Anyone want to go surfing on Lake Superior during a December blizzard? Some people do. | | Jan 28 | - | How do you divide up parents estate amongst the children and relatives. | | Jan 27 | - | 070109 - Chicken Golf (It’s not what you think). | | Jan 27 | - | Amazing Ice Sculptures - St Paul Winter Carnival | | Jan 26 | - | Gran Torino - the car | | Jan 22 | - | 060226 "Electrostaticat" | | Jan 20 | - | Obama and a very smart Dove | | Jan 19 | - | Condensed Chickens, 5 in the space of one and a half. | | Jan 19 | - | 060929 "Capricious Chickens" | | Jan 16 | - | You'll never need to make a cup of coffee again. | | Jan 16 | - | It’s amazing what a piece of metal can do for you. | | Jan 14 | - | She's on TV (Literally ) | | Jan 14 | - | Digital Sundial Malfunction | | Jan 12 | - | PTW - Caught Red Handed | | Jan 8 | - | Bert Remembers the Future Again...Brain structure. | | Jan 7 | - | It really seems odd that humans can turn a war off /on at will like a light switch. | | Dec 28 | - | Bert the Chef, Gourmet Cooking Tips - #5 | | Dec 21 | - | Have FUN now, only 4 years to go and it's all over... the end... | | Dec 16 | - | Bert knows how much you weigh. (not really a poll) | | Dec 15 | - | "Bert saves baby from freezing to death" | | Dec 11 | - | I didn't see her so I opened the patio door and called out 'Velcro...Velcro' | | Dec 11 | - | Are we fenced in or fenced out? | | Dec 10 | - | Alaska - Bridges to nowhere vs Texas - Bridges to EVERYwhere. | | Dec 5 | - | Isn’t it better to fix the leak instead of pouring in billions of gallons of water? | | Dec 2 | - | The GPS's just couldn’t agree…it got nasty. | | Dec 2 | - | It's too warm there, just right here. | | Nov 27 | - | Bert needs to turn over, done on the front. | | Nov 14 | - | 060924 NOW you know why the Chicken crossed the road. | | Nov 7 | - | 060918 "Green Feather Puddles - Part #80" | | Oct 23 | - | Teach your kids the value of money (and adults too?) | | Oct 22 | - | I'd pay higher taxes..... | | Oct 21 | - | How many products have this many uses? | | Oct 17 | - | PicPerf - Fri = Intricate – and a lot of work. | | Oct 16 | - | You would have done it too, She was naked, wet, and cold. | | Oct 10 | - | "And the race is on".... | | Oct 8 | - | Transfer of wealth | | Oct 8 | - | Animal Cruelty – Bird not allowed to read Sunday paper. | | Oct 3 | - | Bert observes - A Case of Mistaken Identity. | | Oct 2 | - | 060914 "Bert bares all to Paparazzi." | | Oct 1 | - | 060823 WHAT DO ANIMALS SAY in other countries | | Sep 29 | - | How long does it take to count to 700 billion? (Bert figured it out) | | Sep 28 | - | Ghosts in the attic with pictures. | | Sep 27 | - | When Velcro doesn’t stick. | | Sep 26 | - | Bowling with Pigeons | | Sep 26 | - | "Breaking News" | | Sep 25 | - | And you thought YOU had a bad hair day. | | Sep 23 | - | 'Why can't I be on top..... You're always on top' she said. | | Sep 22 | - | Bert = The Chick magnet | | Sep 20 | - | As delicate as a gentle kiss, a ballet floating gracefully through the air with ease. | | Sep 18 | - | "Woodstock for old people" – Bert was up to his wing-pits in mud. | | Sep 11 | - | Time travel to a different world. Ahhhhhhh 'tis nice | | Sep 10 | - | Why didn’t CERN just ask me? I have a Higgs Boson in a zip-lock bag. | | Sep 9 | - | 080622 Does this remind you of someone you know? | | Sep 4 | - | Bert's answer to the energy problem. | | Sep 1 | - | This man is not a Chicken | | Aug 31 | - | Do you think he got a parking ticket? | | Aug 27 | - | 060816 Bert messes with your mind. | | Aug 26 | - | They fooled around for a while, then took a bath together, then they ate lunch. | | Aug 22 | - | I heard a loud thud as a bird hit hard on the large window | | Aug 22 | - | Our new telephone gets 36.8 miles per gallon. | | Aug 21 | - | "Bert has close call with Chicken salad" | | Aug 14 | - | Police investigate Bert's Coop. | | Aug 12 | - | 060805 Ok, so I took the "Love style" thingie. | | Aug 11 | - | Being cool in the wrong way. | | Aug 10 | - | I knew one of the Bachman family, the people knifed-killed in China olympics | | Aug 8 | - | Bert the Chef, Gourmet Cooking Tips | | Aug 6 | - | Local farmers baffled by naturally occurring phenomena. | | Aug 4 | - | 060803 - - - MAN and BEAST | | Jul 31 | - | How do you cure Hiccups in a Chicken? | | Jul 29 | - | 060729 Pikes Peak the Hard way. | | Jul 25 | - | Perhaps a rowboat would work better? | | Jul 24 | - | 060727 - - - I beat the 65,340,000 to 1 odds | | Jul 22 | - | Have you ever been to a party like this? | | Jul 17 | - | This is NOT an optical illusion | | Jul 16 | - | Man Eats 2 Year Old Unrefrigerated Egg and Lives. | | Jul 15 | - | CONTROL Bert's CHICKEN CAM, search for Chickens. | | Jul 11 | - | 060722 - - - 22 miles on a Garden Tractor | | Jul 9 | - | Bert gets Pricked | | Jul 8 | - | 060717 "How to Make Your Twinkie More Appealing." | | Jun 28 | - | Nine ounces of seed turns into 5 ounces of feathers, YES, a Baby DOVE. | | Jun 26 | - | Not tonight she has a headache. | | Jun 23 | - | Spot laughs at her own jokes | | Jun 20 | - | 060720 Chickens have Chicks, deer have fawns, bears have cubs | | Jun 20 | - | 060711 Bert is Baaaaaack (Repost from Y360 2006) | | Jun 17 | - | SUN CHIMES revisited - I'm being dazzled by them in the yard. | | Jun 17 | - | 060628 "Male Bonding" | | Jun 13 | - | “Solar Powered Chickens” - 11/11/2006 | | Jun 13 | - | "What happens in the Coop, stays in the Coop" - 7/15/2006 | | Jun 11 | - | This was impressive, Bert was flying with the Eagles. | | Jun 8 | - | 060627 - - - - - "Lonely Socks" | | Jun 7 | - | 060622 - - - -"Nine Blind Mice" | | Jun 4 | - | Pict Perfect Curves - Interesting phenomenon produced by the Sun | | Jun 3 | - | 060625 Daycare outing at the mall | | May 30 | - | Amateurs…Beginners… It’s the wrong end stupid. | | May 28 | - | Which one is domestic and which one is wild? | | May 28 | - | 060621 Chickens looking for 4-leaf clovers as the good Shepherd "Diesel" watches. | | May 27 | - | A phone call stopped me from being in the tornado | | May 23 | - | Birds are people too, just smaller. | | May 21 | - | 060615 Tuna = Chicken of the Sea with just 1 Flush | | May 16 | - | Zydeco, 6.5 on the Richter scale, Dancing Beer | | May 14 | - | 060613 "A TRIBUTE TO PURPLE COWS" | | May 12 | - | This is one of several reasons war occurs. | | May 10 | - | 060610 “Things your Mother never told you” | | May 9 | - | "Don’t stop at red lights". | | May 9 | - | It must be Spring | | May 5 | - | 060607 "The price of love" | | May 4 | - | 060531 "The Ultimate Family Tree" | | May 4 | - | 060523 'Ask Alice when she's 10' tall' | | Apr 30 | - | Breakthrough - Bert has created a blog that is smaller than a pin head, | | Apr 28 | - | 060518 "Moon over my Feather - part33" | | Apr 23 | - | What's your intent ?? | | Apr 21 | - | Few humans have ever been there. It seemed like back in time hundreds of years. | | Apr 18 | - | 060513 "My biggest accomplishment to date" | | Apr 15 | - | I ain’t no good with righting. | | Apr 14 | - | 060427 "On a recent hunting trip with Cheney, Bert Chickens out" | | Apr 11 | - | Well, I don't know.....the before and after picture looks pretty much the same to me...?? | | Apr 3 | - | 060426 "Whoa, that spin cycle is interesting". | | Apr 1 | - | Look See Quick before it melts | | Mar 31 | - | "This place really makes me nervous". | | Mar 30 | - | These are melting fast, Chickens on steroids | | Mar 26 | - | Wet Spot - Dry Spot | | Mar 22 | - | Bunnies preparing for Easter. | | Mar 21 | - | Fresh Tree Frosting. | | Mar 20 | - | Curiosity - Dove scented candle. | | Mar 19 | - | Do you think you missed a blog, review, discussion, comment? | | Mar 17 | - | 060414 "The Origin of Chicken combs, thousands of years ago" | | Mar 14 | - | Kayaking in Caves | | Mar 14 | - | PPF: Extremely Empty | | Mar 12 | - | 060413 "Long thought to be extinct, ancient creature reappears" | | Mar 8 | - | Mr. Cool can’t take a hint. | | Mar 6 | - | Dinty Moore Stew used AS BALLAST.. | | Mar 5 | - | A friendly hello from the sky | | Mar 5 | - | "Aqua Chicken" | | Mar 3 | - | Nature is SO amazing. | | Mar 2 | - | "Septic System Sewer Sucking Service for Porta Potty" | | Mar 2 | - | 060404 "MRI brain scan - Inside the Chicken mind" | | Feb 29 | - | You will remember this true story. | | Feb 28 | - | YOU would TOO. | | Feb 28 | - | 061105 "ChickInfinity Forever" . . . (Picture Perfect) | | Feb 23 | - | TO ALL HUMAN BEINGS on planet Earth.... Please read this. | | Feb 21 | - | The Great Escape | | Feb 17 | - | 060227 "Agnes was always more creative than the others" | | Feb 16 | - | 060222 Class reunion is soon | | Feb 15 | - | 060313 080215 Beautiful cow says Bert. | | Feb 14 | - | Spot has a spot in my lucky-charms heart. | | Feb 11 | - | Do you know what fifteen below Zero looks like? | | Feb 8 | - | Have a caption for this? | | Feb 6 | - | Bert asked Dear Abby, "What are society’s greatest problems?" | | Feb 3 | - | 051001 Bert as a Pre-Teen | | Feb 2 | - | 060212 Wienie Roast at 8 degrees | | Feb 1 | - | 060308 Hmm, Bert is not the only visitor to the hen house. | | Jan 29 | - | Bert’s coop works so well. It’s –20F outside tonight with a wind chill of –40F but... | | Jan 29 | - | SPOT reaches Puberty. | | Jan 25 | - | What's wrong with this picture? | | Jan 24 | - | 060226 "Ripped Fabric Cosmic Chicken Sucker" | | Jan 23 | - | Animal magnet | | Jan 19 | - | Would YOU be a good computer programmer? | | Jan 14 | - | 060224 "Partly cloudy with good chance of con-trails" | | Jan 10 | - | It must be Spring and I need advice, quick. | | Jan 6 | - | Poll Y360 or Multiply ??? which prefer? | | Jan 1 | - | Goose Goose let me loose. | | Dec 30 | - | Flamethrower Snowblower | | Dec 26 | - | Maybe in a day or two? | | Dec 24 | - | Merry Christmas to all. | | Dec 22 | - | 061205 NO Artificial tree for Bert. | | Dec 22 | - | There are some advantages to being tall. | | Dec 22 | - | Ever wonder how they make snow cones? | | Dec 20 | - | Buy a GPS - Dec 21st may be a bit worse than Y2K. | | Dec 18 | - | Totem Dove | | Dec 14 | - | The Ideal way to commute to work and get there quick. | | Dec 13 | - | 060223 "Falling Footprints" | | Dec 9 | - | Bert was driving along when ....... | | Dec 8 | - | 060220 NASA apologizes to Bert for mistake. | | Dec 7 | - | 060217 "Bert, the mensa Chicken, has a pet rabbit." | | Dec 4 | - | Let there be light (electricity) | | Dec 1 | - | The snow that fell in Bert's backyard - - - - - Bert's Cam, 24/7 network cam. | | Nov 28 | - | I sold my baby. | | Nov 22 | - | Happy Thanksgiving... cluck cluck,.....ops, I mean Gobble Gobble. | | Nov 19 | - | "Singularity" | | Nov 19 | - | "Fresh Chicken ChicNuggets" | | Nov 13 | - | Ace has a girlfriend on the side. | | Nov 7 | - | Can someone please give me a hand? | | Nov 7 | - | 060212 "Grande Macho Gallo Marzo" | | Nov 7 | - | 060209 "Closeout sale at the Mall" | | Nov 6 | - | 060206 "Study in Geocaching" | | Nov 5 | - | 060205 "My trip to everywhere and back" | | Nov 4 | - | 060203 "Contraposition at dawn" | | Nov 4 | - | It takes all kinds. | | Nov 3 | - | Finding a partner | | Nov 2 | - | Picture perfect = Foto Friday = "Fall" | | Oct 30 | - | Bert goes Trick or Treating with Friends | | Oct 24 | - | How to get along with your spouse | | Oct 22 | - | First blog post | | Oct 13 | - | "Lawns and the Universeâ | | Oct 5 | - | Lonesome Dove and Mashed Potatoes | | Oct 3 | - | One apple, three pies. | | Sep 28 | - | How long will YOU wait? | | Sep 23 | - | Odd looking Chicken? | | Sep 21 | - | Bert Dines with the finest. | | Sep 20 | - | Offical "Chicken Tosser". | | Sep 14 | - | What's so strange about 36,089 feet? | | Sep 12 | - | Berticons | | Sep 11 | - | Stop the war now, convert to Islam says Osama. | | Sep 6 | - | Have it YOUR way. | | Sep 5 | - | USA is safe once again from too much partying. | | Sep 4 | - | Sweet and Sour Chicken | | Aug 29 | - | On aging | | Aug 24 | - | Trolling for fish with your Snowmobile. | | Aug 18 | - | Does your Kahlenberg start up easily? | | Aug 14 | - | Rent verses Buy | | Aug 10 | - | How can you tell when dinner is ready? | | Jul 3 | - | Chickens are better shots than Dogs. | | Jul 2 | - | Shirt happens | | Jun 28 | - | Is your Twinkie banana flavored? | | Jun 26 | - | I can't keep it a secret any longer. SUN CHIMES | | Jun 21 | - | Renewable Energy Show | | Jun 11 | - | Are they real (in the video), One big party. | | Jun 4 | - | The Invisible Cat Trick. | | May 31 | - | Snow storm at 75 degrees. | | May 23 | - | 32 thousand acres, Bears and Bert | | May 15 | - | NASA apologizes to Bert for mistake | | May 13 | - | Mothers Day Suprise | | May 8 | - | Avian pornography. | | May 6 | - | Bert goes to Chicken Swap (not what you think). | | May 3 | - | Bert - the Gentleman | | Apr 26 | - | Some of Bert's favorite blogs | | Apr 20 | - | Bees crash into trees and are not drunk. | | Apr 16 | - | Does your mind ever feel like this? | | Apr 13 | - | Bert made this | | Apr 9 | - | Young guys, older women. | | Apr 7 | - | Which end do you start on ? | | Apr 7 | - | Happy Easter from the Easter Chicken | | Apr 5 | - | Want more hours in a day? | | Mar 30 | - | What do you sit on ? | | Mar 27 | - | Animal, vegetable, or mineral ? ? | | Jan 25 | - | Chicken calls 911 | | Jan 23 | - | In - out, In - out, In - out, In - out | | Jan 21 | - | Entertainment = Birds | | Jan 19 | - | Bert takes the girls for a spin | | Jan 13 | - | Lucky rescue - 16' waves, 85mph winds. |
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| Tell me what you want... what you really really want. (Guestbook). | |
| That's funny...Thanks, but I don't think I'd like to see a Chicken strip...?
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Goods - Yup, you're right... the most important yodeling song about Chickens... um,... the only one probably... that I'll ever hear... That was fun, thanks.
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 | Happy Birthday dear Bert. I hope you have much to crow happily about. ((Hugs)) my good friend. |
 | I see we can't upload any BD cake here like facebook Or I've forgotten how to put a photo? or I'm getting old? oh my gush! noooooo! I'm afraid of being an old woman! :))
Now I'm rushing to my weblog to upload the most deliciousssssssssss cake ther for you. welcome to my virtual party! I know you are able to eat that cake with the most bestest red wine! bestest is correct? noway! dosn't matter! you can understand whatever language I speak! I'm sure!
HAPPPPPPPPPPPYYYYY BIRTHDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
LONGGGGGGGGG LIVEEEEEEEE BERTTTTTTTTTTT :-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-* |
| Hi Bert! how are you? HAPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BIRTHDAY to YOU!!!!! I guess and approximately sure that your bd is on 19 April? yeah? OK! LONG LIVEEEEEEEEEEE TO YOU! I want to send you a delicious cake pic here but I don't know how? I wanna tell you something my honey Bert. I'm now on Facebook. do you know there? there's fantastic. I'm there with my pen-name, not my real name. I'm afraid of iran spy system. you know what bastards they are.... Do you have any account on fb? Here is my address there: http://www.facebook.com/vyuna.rain.francewith this name: BARAN ROSERY and my recent photo is a lady with a pink hat and blue flowers on it. Do you know if I see you there in my friends' list how much much much I'll be happy. waiting for you there. fb is nice to work with. strawberry kisses, warm hugs, best wishes, shining sunny days for you BERT :) :-* |
 | ADD ME PLEASE--THANKS SO MUCH--WITH MY LOVE, MARTY |
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Fantasia - Um, a few people think I'm hardboiled?
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| Goodstuff - Thanks so much for asking... Yes...been gone on trip to Texas/MX for 2 weeks, checked in now and then but difficult to keep up. Plus new computer and it's taking me MUCH longer to move in than expected... compatibility problems w/Windows7....Plus we switched to Cable from DSL new modem & Router and having big difficulty getting my Netcams working again. Got one going but it's my private PW netcam. Also... just extremely busy with "stuff"... just not enough time. |
| I hope you enjoyed your Christmas and wish you all the best to ring in a wonderful New Year. x |
 | I Want you to Have a Happy Christmas and a Very Merry New Year!
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 | Wishing you a great weekend! |
 | I hope that the week ahead will be a great one for you Bert. |
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ienvan - Yes, I'm a bit surprised at how many have Chickens too. Seems everywhere I go, someone has pet Chickens. The link you provided..... Photo #1 is my "Polish Silver Lace" named Alice... Looks EXACTLY like her. and Photo #5 is a much smaller version of Bert.
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| this is my lovely bertie people artistic work a special gift for you darling Bertie peoplei asked Alain if he let me to save and send you his artwork? he said: yeah, you're welcome! i like to send Alain one of your fun writings, permission? would i? |
 | A two-night advance exhale Fake Watch a teach of Chanel's apartment, limousine transfers |
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Loish - A fellow called for the 2nd time with good offer, 300 miles away. He's coming to pick it up tomorrow (Tue 9/27) so I'm happy. I got the same as I paid for it 10 years ago.
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loish wrote on Sep 26, '11 Loved your blog re selling the electric truck including all the extra comments it attracted. Hope you got your price for it and could keep your wife and dogs as well? Was that a commercially made truck or did you construct it yourself. They would be perfect for parts of NZ including on our Island . |
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They both start with "M"...? actually it rhymed better than Minnesota anyway.
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 | Now why did I think you were from Michigan when you are clearly from Minnesota? I'm losing my noodle. |
| lol..thought you'de like it!! |
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Bean - That's cute... you kinda wonder what they are thinking.
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I'm not bluffing... well... yes I am.
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100314 Mpls LkCalhoun Warm-Cold
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You'll probably never see exotic birds like these. Some are beautiful, others are bizarre
34 Photos, 19 comments
Imported from Flickr - Most were used in Y360 blogs
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081023 Piggy Bank Sewer Pipe
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Spam Festival Austin MN 05
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080927 Introducing Velcro
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080925 JohnJohnson ParlourRoller
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080925 Frizzle Chick
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080914 Albany Pioneer days Muddy
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080806 SEE Berts BLOG..."Local farmers baffled....." (Corn A-Maise-ing)
4 Photos, 8 comments
080628 2731 Spot-Ringo Baby Dove Dot
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080411 Photoshopped Bert to Eagle
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080401 Pigeon in snow in tree
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080318 2731 fresh snow tree frosting
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080318 curiosity - Spot candle
5 Photos, 2 comments
071107 Halloween hand in candy bowl
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My trip to everywhere and back
4 Photos, 3 comments
071101 Pigeon Show Hutchinson
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